Meet the Cast

if you don’t think we’re funny
You’re Racist
meet The stars

 

“C”

TV Show Host
PERSONALITY FACTS

Straight Man to Borracho

Real Name: Juan Garcia Gonzalez Gonzalez Rodriguez
Martinez Jesus Avocado del Fuego, El Tercero

Nickname: “C.” Because the only word he ever says is “Sí”

Legendary Guitarist. Communicates through his (subtitled) Music

Quiet Genius & Expert Problem Solver

Always Gets it Right

Loves: Donkeys

El Borracho

TV Show Host
PERSONALITY FACTS

Enjoys Women & Tequila.
Not necessarily in that Order

Fired up! Will try Anything, Talk to Anyone and is Always game for Action Filled “Adventuras”

Sings the Mexican Blues

Rarely Gets it Right

Always trying to trick “C” into saying “Si” to something he Shouldn’t

Dreams of Becoming a Professional Lucha Libre Wrestler

Has crush on Cassandra, (She Knows).

Loves: Donkeys

 

Tequila Worm

Co-Host
PERSONALITY FACTS

Proud Tequila Bottle Survivor & Worm Rights Activist

Real Name: Gusano Mayahuel XIII

Nickname: “Pulque”

Speaks Native Agave “Burp” Dialect

Jalisco Born & Bred

Trips Hard, as in Hallucinate

Loves: Dancing

Cassandra Fernandez

Roving Reporter
PERSONALITY FACTS

Sexxxxxxy! (And she Knows It).

First Generation Mexican-American

A Professionally Trained Journalist, she often reports LIVE from Location

Most often seen doing “Woman on the Street” Interviews

She don’t take no Shit

Has a Crush on “C” (He Doesn’t Know).

Loves: Putting Men (and Borracho) in their Place

 

– Some Puppets are Made of Meat –

Keith Cabernet

CNB-55 Station Manager
PERSONALITY FACTS

Thinks he’s Macho, but really he’s his Wife’s Little Bitch

Drinks Dirty Martinis on the Job to Cope
Thinks Nobody Knows

Aspires to a Network Gig

Loves: Angie

Angie Drake

CNB-55 News Reporter
PERSONALITY FACTS

Bleach Blonde

Fighting 40, and Winning

Competent, but gets by on her Looks and Ex-Husbands (plural) Money

Politically Incorrect with a Broken Sensitivity Meter

Loves: Fame, Money & Herself

Donkey Oatey

Show Pet & Mascot
PERSONALITY FACTS

He’s a Donkey

He’s Cute, but Stubborn. Whatever you Ask Him To Do, He’ll do the Opposite

Nickname: “Burrito”

Loves: Oats

Stoney Baloney

Cameraman & Editor
PERSONALITY FACTS

High. Always.

Hungry. Always.

Catch Phrase:
“Whoah! All we need now is…”

Loves: Weed, “Baloney Blunts”

Hot Tamales

Eye Candy
PERSONALITY FACTS

Who Cares?
Just Look at Them!

Juan Tanamara

Show Announcer
PERSONALITY FACTS

El “Voz de Oro”

A Lifetime of Whisky and Cigars have Blessed him with a “Voice of Gold.”

Heard only. Never seen. (But often Sung About).

Loves: His Voice and So will You

No Way José

Courier
PERSONALITY FACTS

Lies about Everything

Always has a Crazy Story to Tell, Always claims its True. It Never Is.

Regularly posts Blatantly Doctored photos of Himself on Facebook to Support his Claims

Loves: Lying

Cousin Coyote

People Smuggler (M.I.A.)
PERSONALITY FACTS

Borracho’s Shady Cousin and Puppet Smuggler

Responsible for Sneaking “C” and Borracho Across the Border into the USA

Allegedly has “C” & Borracho’s Green Cards

Loves: Tacos