Keith Cabernet

PERSONALITY FACTS

Thinks he’s Macho, but really he’s his Wife’s Little Bitch

Drinks Dirty Martinis on the Job to Cope
Thinks Nobody Knows

Aspires to a Network Gig

Loves: Angie

Angie Drake

PERSONALITY FACTS

Bleach Blonde

Fighting 40, and Winning

Competent, but gets by on her Looks and Ex-Husbands (plural) Money

Politically Incorrect with a Broken Sensitivity Meter

Loves: Fame, Money & Herself

Donkey Oatey

PERSONALITY FACTS

He’s a Donkey

He’s Cute, but Stubborn. Whatever you Ask Him To Do, He’ll do the Opposite

Nickname: “Burrito”

Loves: Oats

Stoney Baloney

PERSONALITY FACTS

High. Always.

Hungry. Always.

Catch Phrase:
“Whoah! All we need now is…”

Loves: Weed, “Baloney Blunts”