Juan Tanamara

PERSONALITY FACTS

El “Voz de Oro”

A Lifetime of Whisky and Cigars have Blessed him with a “Voice of Gold.”

Heard only. Never seen. (But often Sung About).

Loves: His Voice and So will You

No Way José

PERSONALITY FACTS

Lies about Everything

Always has a Crazy Story to Tell, Always claims its True. It Never Is.

Regularly posts Blatantly Doctored photos of Himself on Facebook to Support his Claims

Loves: Lying

Cousin Coyote

PERSONALITY FACTS

Borracho’s Shady Cousin and Puppet Smuggler

Responsible for Sneaking “C” and Borracho Across the Border into the USA

Allegedly has “C” & Borracho’s Green Cards

Loves: Tacos